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Favorite Branch Tee
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Favorite Branch Tee

A tribute to every dev who lives dangerously. This shirt takes the classic git joke and powers it up with a neon-glitch aesthetic. It’s a perfect fit for coders who know that, no matter what branch you claim, all roads eventually lead to production.

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Sprint turned Marathon Tee
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Sprint turned Marathon Tee

For every dev who’s seen a two-week sprint morph into an endless grind. This shirt says what your commit history already knows. Made for coders, builders, and late-night bug squashers who know the marathon never really ends.

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Code like I Cook Tee
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Code like I Cook Tee

For the devs who thrive on chaos and creativity. This shirt blends hacker wit with kitchen heat—bold typography paired with a striking flame graphic. Printed on premium black cotton, it captures the spirit of late-night coding: part improvisation, part wildfire. Wear it as a badge of honor for every project that came together with a spark, a hack, and just the right amount of fire.

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Commits are Scars Tee
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Commits are Scars Tee

A tribute to every late night merge, every bug fix, every piece of code that leaves its mark. This tee embodies the truth: developers carry their history in version control. For coders who know every commit tells a story.

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Commit, Exploit, Repeat Tee
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Commit, Exploit, Repeat Tee

A tribute to the unseen architects of the digital world. This tee embodies Commit, Exploit, Repeat—a battle cry for devs whose code holds fragile empires. Minimal yet defiant, it reminds us brilliance belongs to builders, not monetizers. For every sleepless sprint, merge conflict, and silent victory: this shirt is for you.

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Trust the Duck Tee
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Trust the Duck Tee

At 4AM, when the logs lie and the screen mocks you, only the duck listens.This shirt is a tribute to every coder who’s found clarity in silence, brilliance in madness, and fixes in whispered lines of rubber duck debugging.Soft. Minimal. Eternal 4AM energy.

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